Halloween is coming up. You know what that means?
THE DAILY DILDO PROGRAM PRESENTS: SPOOKY DILDO MONTH, FUCCBOI
First off, we have “The Creature.” I found this one at the same time as Venerial Vinnie, but I’ve been saving it for this occasion.
This uniquely textured dildo is a real horror show. Looming at an impressive 8 inches tall and a meaty 2 inches thick, this monster cock will really make you scream. With more twists than a chiller flick, The Creature is one terrible thrill. The shaft snakes upward, and is covered in raised texture elements for a spine-tingling experience. The Creature has an extra sturdy suction cup base, which keeps it chained to one spot. Turn your bedroom into your own private grindhouse with this weird and wonderful pleasure toy. Measurements: 8 inches in total length, 7.25 insertable, 2 inches at widest point.
commission for goodnight-sunny!
took forever because of the pose HAHHA LOOK AT THIS PERSPECTIVE
/rolls into coffin